basemental:

please stop being cute it makes my heart sad because i can’t nap with you

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darktownboykisser:

sensible part of brain: you made enough pasta that you could take it for lunch tomorrow. put it in a container.

overwhelming majority of brain: shovel the pasta into your face. do it. put it in your face. the future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

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comedianthrax:

scaliepost-generator:

Inflation is honestly the strangest shit. Like someone rn is thinking of getting blown up like a balloon and they’ve got a boner.

i thought this was about economics at first and that second sentence hit me like a freight train

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Canucks backup Goalie Anders Nilsson speaks out against homophobia

holtbys-beard:

English translation:

“It is said that no homosexual would survive in a hockey locker room. I think it’s true. I’ve heard so many bad things, jokes and silly comments. The macho culture in a locker room is very hard, especially for young boys; much more difficult than for us, professional hockey players. ”

“You play like a wimp.”

“Are you gay or what?”

“If you’re different, you’ll hear about it. If you stand out in the wrong way, you will make fun of you. Young boys are too afraid to be themselves. Some are even too scared to even start playing hockey. Others stop prematurely. We convince young children that no homosexual can play hockey. In Sweden. In 2018. That makes me sick. It is time to take our responsibilities. Now. We are not only losing good players, we are losing the pride of hockey. Every boy who is afraid of coming out is a waste of money for hockey. I have to take my responsibilities, you have to take responsibility, because it’s not just about your brother, your friend, your father or your son, it’s also about the future of hockey in its entirety. It must stop and it should have stopped a long time ago.”

“I belong to hockey.”

“You belong to hockey.”

“Change, make your ‘coming out’.”

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

mxxn-kitten:

vampire-kohai:

mxxn-kitten:

stonedlilbrat:

mxxn-kitten:

Me- I don’t wanna go to class today. I feel out of it

*classes is cancelled *

Me- God???? Is that you???

Me: I️ don’t want to go to work today

Boss:

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(Looks like God’s got both our backs today)

Bless this day ❤️❤️❤️

I swear this post is blessed or something because I said “I want a reason to go somewhere” while looking at this post and then pretty much just after, my mother asked me to go to the store to get some eggs since I used the last 2

Reblog this post to get something you want

Powerful Energy

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joewright:

Pedro Pascal by Daria Kobayashi Ritch for GQ USA, July 2018

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Sammy tagged it as: look at this grown ass child,

ellaenchanted2004:

peak comedy is realizing people from your high school are trying to become social media influencers 

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tenmillionpoundsofsludge:

me,at a clothes store: excuse me, how much are these pants?

employee: oh theyre 19.99 :)

me: dam…..didnt realize I was at the Gucci store…..

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julietteoberndorfer:

☀️Hi Everybody!☀️Here’s my summer foxes availlable on Etsy!

—> www.etsy.com/fr/shop/JulietteOberndorfer

Handmade embroidery on canvas. Wooden Hoop included : ∅ 25 cm.

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deanwincherter:

weavemama:

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Chaotic good

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pink-pone:

When your brain finally has some good creative ideas but it’s 3 AM and you need to sleep

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echo-2-1:

someone: hey can i ask you a personal question?

my oversharing ass already bursting to answer the question: moi?

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ghostwithbpd:

me @ my hell brain during random anxiety: what the FUCK is up kyle

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To people who use “þ” as an aesthetic “p”

greenbriarkitsune:

v1als:

miss-serket:

solarine:

tkdancer:

tharook:

notquiteapolyglot:

þink again.

getting thorny in the linguistics fandom

þorny*

That also goes for using ß as an aesthetic B. 

On my old server, there was a character named ßillyßadass.

This never failed to make me laugh, because that letter is not pronounced like B. It is a sharp S. 

That guy named himself SsillySsadass. 

Also to people who you Σ as an aesthetic E

that’s an S too, Σo maybe check next time

oh boy

Д as an aesthetic A? Дon’t be a дumbass.

И as an aesthetic N? don’t be sillи.

П as another aesthetic N? stoп it.

У as an aesthetic Y? ty bad.

Ш or Щ as an aesthetic W? nope. it’s “sh” and “shch”!

Я as an aesthetic R? surprise! it’s “ya”.

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ah yes, that classic horror film SNYEYAPOVUL DIAYAIES

Language tumblr, teach me more

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